I wrote this novel just for you
It sounds pretentious but its true
I wrote this novel just for you
Thats why its vulgar
Thats why its blue
And I sang thank you
I sang thank you
I wrote this novel just for mom
For all the mommy things shes done
For all the times she showed me wrong
For all the times she sang our song
And I sang thank you mom
Hello mom
Thank you mom
Hi mom
I read a book about uncle tom
Where whitey bastard made a bomb
But now ebonics rule our song
Those motherfuckers got it wrong
And I asked
Who is uncle tom?
Who is uncle tom?
Who is uncle tom?
You are
I read a book about the self
Said I should get expensive help
Go fix my head
Create some wealth
Put my neurosis on the shelf
But I dont care for myself
I dont care for myself
I dont care for myself
I dont care
I wrote this novel just for you
Im so pretentious
Yes its true
I wrote this novel just for you
Just for you
Just for you